Conservatives rejoice! Their dream dating app, "The Right Stuff" is finally available to the public! It's a premium service with a very limited selection of users, only males or females, and with no mention of pronouns. The only way to access premium features is to pay, and women get a reward for inviting their friends. The app is being founded by Trump administration staffers John McEntee, Daniel Huff, and Isaac Stalzer, and funded by tech billionaire Peter Thiel.